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Saturday, 2 September 2017

Punch and Judy (and the Queen).

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An unreliable and slightly satirical piece covering the 2014 D-Day landings published in 2014 week pretends to confirm David Icke’s conspiracy theory claim that the British Royal family is of reptilian alien descent. The “fake news” article by News Punch purports to explain why President Vladimir Putin of Russia kept his distance from Queen Elizabeth II of Britain during the 70th anniversary of the D-Day landings held in Normandy in 2014.

British tabloids, such as the Daily Mail, had commended President Barack Obama’s gentlemanly behaviour when he helped the elderly monarch down a flight of stairs during the June 2014 event held at the Chateau de Benouville in Normandy. British media reports contrasted Obama’s warmth towards the queen with Putin’s supposedly standoffish manners.

Putin refused to help the monarch down the stairs and generally kept his distance from her. But two years after the incident, Putin reveals why he kept his distance from Queen Elizabeth at the gathering. He told close associates and aides that he was alarmed when the queen showed her true reptilian bloodline colours by shape-shifting a number of times while he greeted her.

The queen shifted between Reptoid and human form three or four times while greeting Putin. According to Putin, when the queen revealed her underlying Reptilian nature by shape-shifting, her face turned scary, with evil-looking slit eyes and a long dragon-like snout. Her skin also turned a “grey dish water colour.” He also saw the old monarch shape-shifting when Obama and New Zealand’s Governor-General Jerry Mateparae helped her down the stairs. Putin said that when Obama held the queen, her hands turned Reptilian green and scaly, and when she smiled, she revealed sharp and spiky reptilian teeth that glistened evilly. Putin accused the elderly monarch of shape-shifting repeatedly as a warning “not to mess” with her as the high-priestess of the world-ruling Reptilian-Illuminate clique.

Sources:
News Punch
https://newspunch.com/president-putin-claims-queen-elizabeth-is-not-human/
Daily Mail
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2651273/Obama-charms-Queen-fine-manners-guides-stairs-D-Day-event-Russias-Putin-looks-unimpressed.html
(Accessed: 14/12/14) 

  

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